Mao's Cold Jokes

11 October 2007
MaoMao.JustDied.com proudly presents:
Mao Mao's COLD Jokes Series:





Season 1 Episode 1
contributed by: Mao himself



Q: There are 40 married men in the room,
but when Jyh Yong walked in,
there wasn't a single person inside, why?



A: Because they are all married! (-_-)”




Q:How do churches make holy water?

A: boil the HELL out of it




Q: One day, a farmer decided to count the number of animals he has.
He counted & found that he has 200 cows.
He then counts the number of sheeps,
but he couldn't, why?


A: Because he would fall asleep every time he counts the sheeps (-_-)”



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