The Impossible

05 October 2008
Mao is about to attempt the impossible!




The day started with Meli being 15minutes late!!!








Everyone please laugh at him again








What's the Bedoker doing to me?

(Note: Residents of Bedok = Bedoker)








Cally & Gaya are trying to pluck my sexy white hair off!








Btw, does anyone watch Animal Planet (Ch10)?









You can keep it as a souvenir...









Your wish is granted -- a nice photo

who said Meli is going to be a sad girl?









Joseph & Jyh








What a happy couple!









Gaya learning how to cycle...








Can Mao really cycle?








Under the immense pressure by the skeptical squashies & to save face in front of his beautiful girlfriend, Mao agreed to attempt the impossible!

He is about to cycle on a typical single-seater, 18-speed, 2-wheel mountain bike. A nerve-breaking moment for all spectators present at East Coast Park. His reputation hangs on the line. Will he succeed, or will he fail?

Watch the video clip below:











Mao cycled for a total of 9.5s!!

Myth is busted, damn








Let's switch focus to the 小女孩 who 偷吃 prawn cracker









Proudly wearing the Hong Kong cap









This is Jyh cycling,







this is Jyh cycling with a boost of Nitrous Oxide!

zoooooooooooooommmmm~








So the cycling continues...













3 of us chiong to Changi while the pussies slowly make their way back...








On our way back, we found the couple stranded on their own romantic little patch of grass







with a punctured tyre,






and a messed-up toe, waiting to be rescued...

Btw, let us welcome Mao's gf to the SP Squash family!







The tyco-freak is joining us for dinner...








The couple was eventually rescued by the bicycle shop uncle...








Mao shares the story of his epic adventure...








The tired & hungry squashies are ready for dinner...








After a long debate, we settled for a crappy steamboat...









Cally turned out to be the only satisfied customer & Jolin is about to puke...









Chin How a.k.a The Tyco-freak a.k.a Needy Student




The Squash Anti-corruption Bureau is currently collecting evidence on Meli for...



running an illegal loan shark business with $ from the Federal Squash Reserve (a.k.a squash fund)








Is she lending out illegal high interest loans?







Is she collecting interest from her illegal loans?


If you have any information, please call 1800-SQUASH-MELI (1800-778274-6354)
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