Time: 10:00 PM

At the place where hair on my leg is longer than those on my head...


Recruit Lau: SIR, Permission to use the computer SIR!

Officer: Com your head!! Get your a$% back to your stinking bunk, recruit!

Recruit Lau: Sir, for your info, I've been diagnosed with the if-i-don't-update-maomao-blog-i-will-die-disease, it is written in my medical report. You wouldn't want to be responsible if anything happens to...

Officer: TEN MINUTES! Ten minutes is all you've got!

Recruit Lau: Thank you Sir!

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Yihao has sent me a formal complaint letter written by Galdys to Kopitiam Investment Pte Ltd, it will be the longest post in the history of Mao Mao's blog... in terms of number of words, so read it only if you have got nothing better to do...

To Kopitiam Management and whom it may concern,

I would like to lodge a complaint regarding one of your staff ___old b***h's name____ who works at the Clementi branch when as many as 8 of us were patronising the store for dinner like any other days as we are regulars for the past 4 years.

We would like to point out her attitude, content and manner of speech was extremely rude, unpleasant and disrespectful.

We reached the premise at around 10.40pm, some of my friends bought bubble tea. Soon after settling down, your staff approached us and started talking at the top of her voice rudely with a disgusted expression. She told us we were not allowed to bring outside drinks into the coffee shop for it will interrupt her business. She went on saying that they usually chase anyone who does that out of the premise. So we placed cups of half drank bubble tea and sealed ones at the corner of the table with our bags. She told us that it is still visible and that other customers could see. She hostilely ordered us to place all the drinks on the FLOOR! We were all very furious and unhappy with the way she treated us, especially the things she said.

Firstly, it was raining cats and dogs that night and the ground had puddles of water, we were sitting at the edge of the coffee shop where we could still get slightly drenched by the pouring rain. Secondly, we know that she was doing her job by letting us know and we were aware it was our blunder the moment she told us, but she could have relate to us in a more positive way. Thirdly, we had already put the drinks a side on the table while she demanded us to put it on the floor which is not only impractical but also totally unacceptable. Placing food and drinks on the floor is not what any person should do (it seems like we are stray cats and dogs for the moment). Fourthly, if customers had bought drinks from other places before settling into the coffee shop while they had bought or intended to buy food from your store, are you going to chase them out of the place and stop them from eating there?

We would like an explanation and know what actions you are undertaking to that staff and compensation for us, as well as a personal apology from the worker herself as she disrespected all of us and affected our mood in a great way.

SP Squash Dinner Gang + Kenneth Chan

Edited by LLY

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Ok, time's up... =(